Halloween Redux

Trick-or-treaters: 4 (8 if you count Rob's dad & co.)
Bags of candy: 4
Bags of candy I'll have to hide: 3.5
Halloween parties I was unable to attend: 2 (three if you count Rob's dad & co. in our backyard)
Pumpkins carved: 0
Costumes worn: 0
Now, I've been accused on more than one occasion of being a Halloween hater, but the truth is that I'm just a little too lazy. I don't like to dress up (no time, no money) and I don't like to carve pumpkins (there is something about the smell of raw pumpkin that makes me nauseous) and I don't like parties with rules (costume required). Frankly, I prefer having Halloween come to me while I sit on the couch, especially in cute little kid form rather than slutty drunken college student form.